Oh baby.

Why do people say " oh baby " when they see something they really like, more often than not something they want to beat with the meat.
It's the strangest fucking thing ever, do they associate babies with something they want to beat with their meat ?

"Don't you fucking judge me"

Why would you think about babies when you see girls or guys you want to slap against like a horny walrus ?
I have the answer, it's because you're this guy.

"They don't know about mine either"

i've never seen the need to say "oh baby" myself mostly because i'm not a fucking retard, but also because i'm a clithead.
At least i've got some swaggers though.

"Holy shit i'm sexy"

The moral  of the story is, stop wanting to fuck babies you testosteronefilled monkeyfarts.
Why do people have sex with their cats ?