lørdag 11. juli 2015

ASUS Extreme N7800GT DUAL - Limited Edition

I was sitting in this damn summer heat wondering what to do, i then had a brainwave, why not write about my new fucking GPU.

So here i am writing this..

Let's start with the boring shit first.
The Extreme N7800GT LE came out here in Norway in November of 2005 ( Yes, it's that old ).
There were made 2000 of these cards, hence the Limited Edition.

The specs are as follows ;
Core Frequency - 430 MHz
Pixel Pipelines - 20 x2
Vertex Pipelines - 7 x2
Memory Controller - 256 Bits
Memory Amount - 512 MB ( DDR3 )


Now it's time for the goddamn meat of this card.

The design of this card is pretty nice, you can see this was a card that drove several teens into the prostitution market, that is why i have a theory for the 800- 900 buck list price.

I want you to have my collection of dead fetuses.


Cue the Red Pill theme. (what the fuck ever it is.)
This card was actually made by a bunch of catholic priests under the guise of being ASUS, just so they could get some more young boys for licking their stamp collection. (OOH, very original, asshole)

This is one of the tallest fucking cards i've ever seen, it towers over most cards by more than an inch.

The length is not that brutal, it's a bit shorter than a 6970, and no, i won't measure this shit.

Here is a size comparison with a old Ford steeringwheel.



The cards has two DVI and the same amount of VGA outputs plus a fucking S-video output, because reasons.
And it also has a DC Power input for a seperate psu incase the one in your computer isn't powerful enough. i don't have the PSU that came with the card so i'll give you a fish instead.

So do i buddy.

The back of this card is pretty bland so there is nothing more to say about that exept that i really need to masturbate to my collection of Airplane instructional videos from the 80's.

"Pomf =3"


That is all i can say about this damn card so i'll be going now to take my "medication".
Good bye and Fuck You


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