Oh baby.

Why do people say " oh baby " when they see something they really like, more often than not something they want to beat with the meat.
It's the strangest fucking thing ever, do they associate babies with something they want to beat with their meat ?

"Don't you fucking judge me"

Why would you think about babies when you see girls or guys you want to slap against like a horny walrus ?
I have the answer, it's because you're this guy.

"They don't know about mine either"

i've never seen the need to say "oh baby" myself mostly because i'm not a fucking retard, but also because i'm a clithead.
At least i've got some swaggers though.

"Holy shit i'm sexy"

The moral  of the story is, stop wanting to fuck babies you testosteronefilled monkeyfarts.
Why do people have sex with their cats ?

Clithead Monastery

I'm back, yes.

My brain just imploded, thank you.

Let's talk about hentai, FUCK YEAH!

I really like that one where a girl get fucked by a dog while there is people screaming about magic semen, that's the best one.

"This is how i remember it"

I have a friend who likes ahegao, that's like desu as shit.
If you don't know, ahegao is the thing pingu does all the time, you're welcome assholes.

"Thank you internet"

Let's cut to the real shit here, Tumblr of course.

Tumblr is one of the most fascinating places on the internet, it's filled with all the special snowflakes you can think of, they don't even know what words are.
I'll take over the word gender now, you can't use that word now, it's mine.
What are you gonna do about that you shitheads, cry to mommy about it ?

This is what technology has done to us, people now just want their own fucking hugbox to circlejerk in.
It's just like that one thing that don't exist because stupid happened, you know what you did, and so do i.
You keep feeding me, i don't think you want me to disappear when you keep feeding me with the pain you try so hard to hide.
It's no use, i can feel our connection.
Our intertwined desires, we have finally become one, you just don't realize it yet.
One thing that really pisses me off about tablets now is how short lifespan they have, you can use them for a maximum of two years, after that they're unusable.
It's like i always have said, if you want something that lasts, build it yourself you slob.

That's all the ramble i have for today you assgoblins.
Go shit in a bucket.

Hairy pothead

I'm sorry i haven't posted any shit here for a while.
The reason for that is this insane summer heat, the only thing i can do is staying in my bed and screaming at insects.

hopefully this shit is over soon so i can publish my ravings about shit that don't really make sense.

Leva Livet

Ramble ; Tumblr'n shit

What the fuck is up with all the selfies ?

Have we grown into a generation where the most popular thing to do is taking pictures of ourselves ?

No, fuck that shit harder than hard.

The selfie fad has gone overboard like a drunken fisherman, no matter where we go on the internet there is at least five selfies there, and it is clearly commentbait on every fucking post.

Do we really need to feel validated constantly ?
What will this do to the children that will grow up to be "our future" ?

If those kids need to be showered with positivity and they can't handle any criticism they're as useless as a teaspoon in orbit, and this is what we're breeding ?

Tis isn't only a problem with selfies, but a bigger problem with the way we handle kids and adults, many adults i have met is more or less just big kids trying to be bigger than they actually are.

I'm not saying that all people are like this, but the amount of loafheads is far too big, they just have the need to feel good all the time.

It seems this is what happened with the tumblr community we all love to hate ( for good reason ), now we have more that two genders it seems, and the insanity that is otherkin.

This is a tornado of mental instabilities and whoring out just to feel good, and it also is increasing in numbers.

I suspect that that shit will end in a few years when they find something new to make them feel special, and this seems pretty often to be brushed under the rug.

Mentally ill teenagers seems to be "hip" now, and that's fucking terrifying.

By the way, fuck selfie sticks.

Only time will tell where we go from here, but i suspect we will continue to go downhill as we've done these last years.

I'm pretty interested in seeing how much we can fuck ourselves up though, so the moral of this story is ; FUCK SELFIE STICKS HARD.

"Feminist Initiative" in Norway

This is fucking retarded, seriously.

Guess what they start with, just guess.

Yes, the goddamn "gender pay gap", how many times does that myth need to be fucking busted for these retards to get it into their heads, IT NO TRUE!

The numbers from those studies that the damn feminists love to scream everywhere is misleading as shit, and guess what, it's illegal as shit to pay women less than men here in Norway too.

The second thing they bring up is men's violence against women, what about men's violence against men ?
Ever thought about that you blithering idiots ?
Of course that's not important, it's men you know.

"The average Norwegian man"

They talk about fixing discriminating structures in politics without even mentioning what those even fucking are, as far as i know it's no discrimination in our schoolsystem, or any other social shit like that. i know lots of black people with a good education, job and social life among us white terrorists.

Maybe they mean that they have to keep Neo-Nazis out of politics, too fucking bad, it has already been done you asshats.

They talk about getting more women into politics, what about letting women choose whatever they want instead of treating them like fucking sheep you assholes ?
I can see some sexism here, but it ain't on my end darling.

"Let me tell you what you want to be, girl"

And the tyranny of beauty, guess who makes you want to be beautiful. Yes, it's you.

They say that we need more categories of people than "man, woman, heterosexual and homosexual". (by the way we also have transgender)
well, i have a category for you, "Special FUCKING snowflake".
You can thank me later.

The rest of the shit article is about how good feminism has been for Sweden.

I only have one more thing to say, go fuck yourselves.

Goodbye, and fuck you.

Edit ; This is the fucking link - http://www.manifesttidsskrift.no/derfor-stifter-vi-feministisk-initiativ/

ASUS Extreme N7800GT DUAL - Limited Edition

I was sitting in this damn summer heat wondering what to do, i then had a brainwave, why not write about my new fucking GPU.

So here i am writing this..

Let's start with the boring shit first.
The Extreme N7800GT LE came out here in Norway in November of 2005 ( Yes, it's that old ).
There were made 2000 of these cards, hence the Limited Edition.

The specs are as follows ;
Core Frequency - 430 MHz
Pixel Pipelines - 20 x2
Vertex Pipelines - 7 x2
Memory Controller - 256 Bits
Memory Amount - 512 MB ( DDR3 )


Now it's time for the goddamn meat of this card.

The design of this card is pretty nice, you can see this was a card that drove several teens into the prostitution market, that is why i have a theory for the 800- 900 buck list price.

I want you to have my collection of dead fetuses.

Cue the Red Pill theme. (what the fuck ever it is.)
This card was actually made by a bunch of catholic priests under the guise of being ASUS, just so they could get some more young boys for licking their stamp collection. (OOH, very original, asshole)

This is one of the tallest fucking cards i've ever seen, it towers over most cards by more than an inch.

The length is not that brutal, it's a bit shorter than a 6970, and no, i won't measure this shit.

Here is a size comparison with a old Ford steeringwheel.

The cards has two DVI and the same amount of VGA outputs plus a fucking S-video output, because reasons.
And it also has a DC Power input for a seperate psu incase the one in your computer isn't powerful enough. i don't have the PSU that came with the card so i'll give you a fish instead.

So do i buddy.

The back of this card is pretty bland so there is nothing more to say about that exept that i really need to masturbate to my collection of Airplane instructional videos from the 80's.

"Pomf =3"

That is all i can say about this damn card so i'll be going now to take my "medication".
Good bye and Fuck You

Heavy Duty EP - Local band with a cup

Heavy Duty is a local band that consists of 3 people and one cup.

Now that they have released their EP i wanted to write words in lovely engrish for you to get confused over.

I'm going to write about the EP as a whole instead of putting too much pressure on each of the tracks.

( Don't judge me, i know i'm lazy )

Album Art

What you see is what you get, that is what the Album art is all about.

I really like the the artwork here, it's weird in a good way and it gives you a feel of what kind of music they are going for.

(The red writing is signatures.. because science)

Still, the artwork don't really stand out but it looks good, the best part is in the booklet!

( The Booklet artwork is something i can't add now )

Covered in Blood

This is what god have said

And i will pay for revenge

What ? Hitmen are far too expensive..

The Music

This is no Gunther or Miley Cyrus.

This is Art

This is far more Heavy Metal than GuntherCyrus ( Of course )

The genre differs between the songs so it sounds a bit experimental, but it still has pretty heavy influence from Metallica and Kvelertak.

Metallica at its finest

The songs don't fit too good together but that is really common on EP's as your weird nudist uncle don't really have too many tracks to choose between.

The songs themselves is good but there is some flaws here and there, but all in all it's a good EP.

TrackList

1. Psychical War

2. The Horrible Existence

3. Metal Maniac

4. Covered In Blood

5. Get It On ( Turbonegro Cover ) 

Audio Quality ?

This is where most of the flaws actually are.

One problem is the drums, this album is recorded with electric drums so they sound weirdly tight.

The soundstage is a bit variable, it sounds nice on some tracks and on other it sounds like they mixed the songs for the Oh so popular " Music " headphones.

The most fitting picture i can find.

The Audio Quality is not something you need Hi-Fi speakers to enjoy, the audio compression is noticeable but it's something that is really easy to ignore with this type of music.

Is it worth the money ?

That depends, If you are into this type of music it's a good buy.

This is a good EP for what it is but this is a pretty niche genre of music so it's not for all.